Saturday, July 2, 2011

Gay Lingo!


             I'm fond of gay lingo maybe because of the influence of a lot of my friends who are homosexual. I                     may   have gay magnet because I make friends with them easily. I also think I have "gaydar" in which I could sense if someone is gay or not. Here are some of their gay lingo.

48 years  - sobrang tagal
adez, andabelz, adesa, anda, ka-andahan, andalucia - pera
akesh, akembang - ako
anik / anetch   - ano
anong petsa na? – matagal
antibiotic - antipatika
award - pinagalitan / pinagsabihan
badet, dinga, dingalou baklah, conalei / baklush  - bakla
balaj, valaj  - balahura
bitter ocampo - malungkot / nagngingitngit, bitter
bella - boba
berru - beer
bigalou - big
biway, chopopo, guash - gwapo
bongga, bonggakea   - super to the max
borlog – tulog, power nap
borta    - malaki katawan
boyband - lalaking sintaba ng baboy
bufra - boyfriend
buya - nakakahiya
carrou, carosa – car
cheese – chismis
chimi, chimini, chimi-aa, chimini-aa – maid
chaka, chuckie, shonget, ma-kyonget, chapter, jupang-pang - ugly
charing/tienes, charot, charing — jest / a joke / not serious
cheapangga, chipipay - cheap, ka-cheapan
clasmarurut / klasmarurut -  classmate
chipipay - cheap
compared to lugaw - kesa wala 
constru - construction worker
daki -    dako
daot - ahas, traitor
ditey, ditich, ditraks, dites  - dito
doonek - doon
eksena / eksenadora -  mahilig pumapel / mahilig sumabat
emote -  mag-inarte pa rin

effem   - halatang bakla
fatale - sobra / to the max
fayatollah kumenis - payat
feel / Fillet o’ Fish - type / gusto/natipuhan
fayatollah kumenis -  payat
feelanga - crush
fiampey - singit, birdie, flower

fly - alis
forever - palagi  / matagal / mabagal
ganda lang, ganders - maganda
garapata - vaklush na punggok na majubis
gardini - security guard
goodbye suklay - goodbye
gulay, pechay, bilatch, tahong - babae
hammer - pakonyo effect
havana - mahabang mukha
hipon - maganda ang katawan pero
imbey / im- imbyerna - naiirita
in fairness - pampalubag loob
intonses - sira, wasak
itich, itechlavu - ito
itich-me-how   - birdie
jipamy - jeep
jowa, jowawis - lover, boy/girlfriend
jubelita, vaklita - batang bading
jubis / juba - taba
jutay / jutes -maliit
jongoloids – bobo
jowa, jowabelles, jowabella - karelasyon, bf o gf
jutay, juts - maliit
kabog, loss - talo
kaplang -  mali
karir/Career -  sineryoso ang isang bagay like BF or work
kangkang - sex
katagalugan - matagal
katol - mukhang katulong
kat-kat - sosyal na tawag sa katulong
katol, chimay - katulong
katuray - baklang mukhang katulong na mataray
kyota - bata
kyotatalet - sanggol
kirara   - pangit / maitim
klapeypey-klapeypey - pumalakpak
krang-krang - hungry
krung-krung - sira ulo, baliw
lapel -  malakas ang boses
lafang - kain
likil, mentos, future - lalaki, masalapi
lulu, tungril, tetetet - lesbian
mahogany, mashumers, ugmas - mabaho
majubis, majuba - mataba / gusgusin
matod - magnanakaw
merlat, melat, bilat, mujer - babae
nakakalurky - nakaka-shock, nakaka-takot
na sudems - never
neuro - napaisip bigla, mind-boggler
nota, notes - penis
oblation - walang saplot
okray - paninirang puri
oishi - shabu
otoko   - lalakeng lalaki
pamin, paminta, pamentos, pamenthol - discreet gay guy
pinkalou - pink
pranella - praning
performance artist - mahilig mag-inarte
red alert - menstruation
rice queen - chink folks who go for white guys
quality control - maganda ang quality
sangkatuts - marami, isang katutak

shala - sosyal
shogal  - matagal
shokot, bokot - takot
shonga, shongaers, planggana - tanga
shonga-shonga - tanga-tanga
shonget, makyonget - ugly
shontis - buntis
shonti  - auntie, tita
shulupi - pulubi
suba, bugarou - cigarette
success story   - babae/lalaki na mukhang katulong na may lover na foreigner
tamalis - tamad
tayelz - tayo
urky - nakakaloka
variables -barya, coins
wigwam - wig
wiz, waz - wala wrangler, thunder(s), tanders, majonders, mashonda - matanda


Proper Nouns:


Anaconda - ahas, traydor
Aglipay - ugly Pinay ( jowang pokpok na chaka ng mayaman na foreigner )
Anita Linda, Aida - A.I.D.S.
Ate Vangie - gamot pampatulog (Ativan Gang)
Ate Vi - atrebida
Backstreet Boys - cute boys at the back
Barbra Streisand / Barbara Perez - bara / binara
Bebang, Mayta  - maid
Blusang Itim  - mga bakla na gumanda nang maayusan sa parlor
Carry / Keri / Cash & Carry – sige, ok
Cathy Santillan, Kate Gomez, Cathy Mora, Cathy Dennis - makati, malibog
Chabelita - chubby
Chanda Romero – malaki ang tiyan
Char / Charot / Charing / Charbroiled - not ok
Chiquito - maliit
Chova / Chovaline Kyle - chika lang
Chiminey Cricket - chimay
Churchill - sosyal
Cookie Chua / Cookie Monster - magluto
Crayola Khomeni - iyak
Cynthia Luster  - hindi kilalang babae o lalake
Dakota Harrison Plaza - malaki birdie
Debbie Gibson - give
Duty Free - maliit ang nota
Ella Mae (Saison), Ella Fitzgerald, Ella Luansing - state of feeling horny
Enter the Dragon / Entourag - pasok, pumasok
Eva Kalaw - evak
Freestyle - slow makagets
Girlie Rodis - babae
Givenchy - give, pahingi
Givency / Janno Gibbs / Debbie Gibson - bigay
Indiana Jones - hindi sumipot
Janjalani, Pocahontas  - bakla na palaging late o indyanera
Jennilyn Mercado - cheap, chaka
Joana Paras - asawa
Julanis Morisette, Reyna Elena - umuulan
Julie Andrews / Jolina Magdangal - mahuli, nahuli
kape / Capuccino / Coffeemate  - magising ka sa katotohanan
Kelvinator, Kelvina  - babaeng mataba, sinlaki ng refrigerator
Kuya Germs - madumi
Leticia Ramos Shahani - shabu
Liberty / Statue of Liberty - libre
Lilet - bading na bagets
Lucita Soriano - loss na, sorry pa
Lucky Home Partner   - live-in partner
Lucrecia Kasilag - baliw
Lupita Kashiwahara - malupit
Luz Clarita, Luz Clarita, Luz Valdez - talo, loss ang beauty, mahirap
Mahalia Jackson - mahal
Manilyn Reynes - malibog
Miss Nigeria - negra
Maharlika, Mahalia Jackson – mahal
Murriah Carey, Morayta - mura
Nora Daza - magluto
Oprah Winfrey, O.P.M. - oh, promise me, pangako, utang
Pagoda Cold Wave Lotion - pagod
Purita Kalaw Ledesma, Purita Kashiwara, Pureta Malaviga - poor, dukha, walang pera
Regal Drama Hour / Maalala Mo Kaya - malungkot na
Rica Paralejo, Nina Ricci - mayaman
Rita Gomez - naiirita
Ruffa - laklak
Siete Pecados - tsismosa
That’s Entertainment / Anda / Andalucia / Anju / Anjo YllaƱa - datung
Thundercats / Chandeliers / Masyonda / Wrangler - matanda
Tom Jones, Tommy Lee Jones - gutom
Washington D.C., Wishing, Wish - wala
Winnie Santos - manalo
X-Men - mga dating lalaki
Yayo Aguila  - dyahe
Zsa Zsa Padilla - o siya, sige!
                                                  48 Years / 50 Golden Years / 10,000 - matagal