A chat with Jesus Christ

WORD FOR YOU!

A CHAT WITH JESUS CHRIST...

Jesus: Hello. Did you call me?

Man: Called you? No. Who is this?

Jesus: This is Jesus. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.

Man: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in the midst of something.

Jesus: What are you busy at? Ants are busy too.

Man: Don’t know. But I can’t find free time. Life has become hectic. It’s rush hour all the time.

Jesus: Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results. Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.

Man: I understand. But I still can’t figure out. By the way, I was not expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messaging chat.

Jesus: Well I wanted to resolve your fight for time, by giving you some clarity. In this net era, I wanted to reach you through the medium you are comfortable with.

Man: Tell me, why has life become complicated now?

Jesus: Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it complicated.

Man: why are we then constantly unhappy?

Jesus: Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday. You are worrying because you are analyzing. Worrying has become your habit. That’s why you are not happy.

Man: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?

Jesus: Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is optional.

Man: But then, there is so much pain due to uncertainty.

Jesus: Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.

Man: If suffering is optional, why do good people always suffer?

Jesus: Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don’t suffer. With that experience their life become better not bitter.

Man: You mean to say such experience is useful?

Jesus: Yes. In every term, Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.

Man: But still, why should we go through such tests? Why can’t we be free from problems?

Jesus: Problems are Purposeful Roadblocks Offering Beneficial Lessons (to) Enhance Mental Strength. Inner strength comes from struggle and endurance, not when you are free from problems.

Man: Frankly in the midst of so many problems, we don’t know where we are heading.

Jesus: If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look inside. Looking outside, you dream. Looking inside, you awaken. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides insight.

Man: Sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt more than moving in the right direction. What should I do?

Jesus: Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you. Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying than knowing you rode ahead. You work with the compass. Let others work with the clock.

Man: In tough times, how do you stay motivated?

Jesus: Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.

Man: What surprises you about people?

Jesus: When they suffer they ask, “why me? When they prosper, they never ask “Why me” Everyone wishes to have truth on their side, but few want to be on the side of the truth.

Man: Sometimes I ask, who I am, why am I here. I can’t get the answer.

Jesus: Seek not to find who you are, but to determine who you want to be. Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are here. Create it. Life is not a process of discovery but a process of creation.

Man: How can I get the best out of life?

Jesus: Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear.

Man: One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.

Jesus: There are no unanswered prayers. At times the answer is NO.

Man: Thank you for this wonderful chat. I am so happy to start the day with a new sense of inspiration.

Jesus: Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don’t believe your doubts and doubt your beliefs. Life is a mystery to solve not a problem to resolve. Trust me. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.

Man: Thank you so much.

Jesus: You are always welcome. Have a good day my friend.

‎" Always remember, God's Word is the Word for YOU ".

By: Aries Quismundo

Remembering Steve Jobs

This is the text of the Commencement address by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer and of Pixar Animation Studios, delivered on June 12, 2005.

I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I’ve ever gotten to a college graduation. Today I want to tell you three stories from my life. That’s it. No big deal. Just three stories.

The first story is about connecting the dots.

I dropped out of Reed College after the first 6 months, but then stayed around as a drop-in for another 18 months or so before I really quit. So why did I drop out?

It started before I was born. My biological mother was a young, unwed college graduate student, and she decided to put me up for adoption. She felt very strongly that I should be adopted by college graduates, so everything was all set for me to be adopted at birth by a lawyer and his wife. Except that when I popped out they decided at the last minute that they really wanted a girl. So my parents, who were on a waiting list, got a call in the middle of the night asking: “We have an unexpected baby boy; do you want him?” They said: “Of course.” My biological mother later found out that my mother had never graduated from college and that my father had never graduated from high school. She refused to sign the final adoption papers. She only relented a few months later when my parents promised that I would someday go to college.

And 17 years later I did go to college. But I naively chose a college that was almost as expensive as Stanford, and all of my working-class parents’ savings were being spent on my college tuition. After six months, I couldn’t see the value in it. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life and no idea how college was going to help me figure it out. And here I was spending all of the money my parents had saved their entire life. So I decided to drop out and trust that it would all work out OK. It was pretty scary at the time, but looking back it was one of the best decisions I ever made. The minute I dropped out I could stop taking the required classes that didn’t interest me, and begin dropping in on the ones that looked interesting.

It wasn’t all romantic. I didn’t have a dorm room, so I slept on the floor in friends’ rooms, I returned coke bottles for the 5¢ deposits to buy food with, and I would walk the 7 miles across town every Sunday night to get one good meal a week at the Hare Krishna temple. I loved it. And much of what I stumbled into by following my curiosity and intuition turned out to be priceless later on. Let me give you one example:

Reed College at that time offered perhaps the best calligraphy instruction in the country. Throughout the campus every poster, every label on every drawer, was beautifully hand calligraphed. Because I had dropped out and didn’t have to take the normal classes, I decided to take a calligraphy class to learn how to do this. I learned about serif and san serif typefaces, about varying the amount of space between different letter combinations, about what makes great typography great. It was beautiful, historical, artistically subtle in a way that science can’t capture, and I found it fascinating.

None of this had even a hope of any practical application in my life. But ten years later, when we were designing the first Macintosh computer, it all came back to me. And we designed it all into the Mac. It was the first computer with beautiful typography. If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts. And since Windows just copied the Mac, its likely that no personal computer would have them. If I had never dropped out, I would have never dropped in on this calligraphy class, and personal computers might not have the wonderful typography that they do. Of course it was impossible to connect the dots looking forward when I was in college. But it was very, very clear looking backwards ten years later.

Again, you can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life.

My second story is about love and loss.

I was lucky — I found what I loved to do early in life. Woz and I started Apple in my parents garage when I was 20. We worked hard, and in 10 years Apple had grown from just the two of us in a garage into a $2 billion company with over 4000 employees. We had just released our finest creation — the Macintosh — a year earlier, and I had just turned 30. And then I got fired. How can you get fired from a company you started? Well, as Apple grew we hired someone who I thought was very talented to run the company with me, and for the first year or so things went well. But then our visions of the future began to diverge and eventually we had a falling out. When we did, our Board of Directors sided with him. So at 30 I was out. And very publicly out. What had been the focus of my entire adult life was gone, and it was devastating.

I really didn’t know what to do for a few months. I felt that I had let the previous generation of entrepreneurs down – that I had dropped the baton as it was being passed to me. I met with David Packard and Bob Noyce and tried to apologize for screwing up so badly. I was a very public failure, and I even thought about running away from the valley. But something slowly began to dawn on me — I still loved what I did. The turn of events at Apple had not changed that one bit. I had been rejected, but I was still in love. And so I decided to start over.

I didn’t see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed me to enter one of the most creative periods of my life.

During the next five years, I started a company named NeXT, another company named Pixar, and fell in love with an amazing woman who would become my wife. Pixar went on to create the worlds first computer animated feature film, Toy Story, and is now the most successful animation studio in the world. In a remarkable turn of events, Apple bought NeXT, I returned to Apple, and the technology we developed at NeXT is at the heart of Apple’s current renaissance. And Laurene and I have a wonderful family together.

I’m pretty sure none of this would have happened if I hadn’t been fired from Apple. It was awful tasting medicine, but I guess the patient needed it. Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don’t lose faith. I’m convinced that the only thing that kept me going was that I loved what I did. You’ve got to find what you love. And that is as true for your work as it is for your lovers. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it. Don’t settle.

My third story is about death.

When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: “If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you’ll most certainly be right.” It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: “If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?” And whenever the answer has been “No” for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.

Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure – these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.

About a year ago I was diagnosed with cancer. I had a scan at 7:30 in the morning, and it clearly showed a tumor on my pancreas. I didn’t even know what a pancreas was. The doctors told me this was almost certainly a type of cancer that is incurable, and that I should expect to live no longer than three to six months. My doctor advised me to go home and get my affairs in order, which is doctor’s code for prepare to die. It means to try to tell your kids everything you thought you’d have the next 10 years to tell them in just a few months. It means to make sure everything is buttoned up so that it will be as easy as possible for your family. It means to say your goodbyes.

I lived with that diagnosis all day. Later that evening I had a biopsy, where they stuck an endoscope down my throat, through my stomach and into my intestines, put a needle into my pancreas and got a few cells from the tumor. I was sedated, but my wife, who was there, told me that when they viewed the cells under a microscope the doctors started crying because it turned out to be a very rare form of pancreatic cancer that is curable with surgery. I had the surgery and I’m fine now.

This was the closest I’ve been to facing death, and I hope its the closest I get for a few more decades. Having lived through it, I can now say this to you with a bit more certainty than when death was a useful but purely intellectual concept:

No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

When I was young, there was an amazing publication called The Whole Earth Catalog, which was one of the bibles of my generation. It was created by a fellow named Stewart Brand not far from here in Menlo Park, and he brought it to life with his poetic touch. This was in the late 1960′s, before personal computers and desktop publishing, so it was all made with typewriters, scissors, and polaroid cameras. It was sort of like Google in paperback form, 35 years before Google came along: it was idealistic, and overflowing with neat tools and great notions.

Stewart and his team put out several issues of The Whole Earth Catalog, and then when it had run its course, they put out a final issue. It was the mid-1970s, and I was your age. On the back cover of their final issue was a photograph of an early morning country road, the kind you might find yourself hitchhiking on if you were so adventurous. Beneath it were the words: “Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.” It was their farewell message as they signed off. Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish. And I have always wished that for myself. And now, as you graduate to begin anew, I wish that for you.

Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.

Thank you all very much.

"This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption 
was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:

"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually 
active and raise their children with great tenderness.
They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic 
places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.
They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, 
which everyone defend and admires.

 Mermaids do not exist.
 But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman 
or fish?
They would have no sex life and could not bear children.

Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.

And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.

At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have 
dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.

We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough 
space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.

Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

(The girl on the picture is model Tara Lynn) Feel free to tag yourselves :)

Gay Lingo!

             I'm fond of gay lingo maybe because of the influence of a lot of my friends who are homosexual. I                     may   have gay magnet because I make friends with them easily. I also think I have "gaydar" in which I could sense if someone is gay or not. Here are some of their gay lingo.

48 years  - sobrang tagal

adez, andabelz, adesa, anda, ka-andahan, andalucia - pera
akesh, akembang - ako
anik / anetch   - ano

anong petsa na? – matagal

antibiotic - antipatika

award - pinagalitan / pinagsabihan

badet, dinga, dingalou baklah, conalei / baklush  - bakla

balaj, valaj  - balahura
bitter ocampo - malungkot / nagngingitngit, bitter
bella - boba
berru - beer
bigalou - big
biway, chopopo, guash - gwapo
bongga, bonggakea   - super to the max
borlog – tulog, power nap
borta    - malaki katawan
boyband - lalaking sintaba ng baboy
bufra - boyfriend
buya - nakakahiya
carrou, carosa – car
cheese – chismis
chimi, chimini, chimi-aa, chimini-aa – maid

chaka, chuckie, shonget, ma-kyonget, chapter, jupang-pang - ugly

charing/tienes, charot, charing — jest / a joke / not serious
cheapangga, chipipay - cheap, ka-cheapan

clasmarurut / klasmarurut -  classmate
chipipay - cheap
compared to lugaw - kesa wala 
constru - construction worker

daki -    dako
daot - ahas, traitor
ditey, ditich, ditraks, dites  - dito
doonek - doon

eksena / eksenadora -  mahilig pumapel / mahilig sumabat
emote -  mag-inarte pa rin
effem   - halatang bakla
fatale - sobra / to the max
fayatollah kumenis - payat
feel / Fillet o’ Fish - type / gusto/natipuhan

fayatollah kumenis -  payat

feelanga - crush
fiampey - singit, birdie, flower
fly - alis
forever - palagi  / matagal / mabagal

ganda lang, ganders - maganda
garapata - vaklush na punggok na majubis

gardini - security guard

goodbye suklay - goodbye

gulay, pechay, bilatch, tahong - babae
hammer - pakonyo effect

havana - mahabang mukha
hipon - maganda ang katawan pero

imbey / im- imbyerna - naiirita

in fairness - pampalubag loob
intonses - sira, wasak
itich, itechlavu - ito

itich-me-how   - birdie

jipamy - jeep

jowa, jowawis - lover, boy/girlfriend

jubelita, vaklita - batang bading

jubis / juba - taba

jutay / jutes -maliit

jongoloids – bobo

jowa, jowabelles, jowabella - karelasyon, bf o gf

jutay, juts - maliit

kabog, loss - talo

kaplang -  mali

karir/Career -  sineryoso ang isang bagay like BF or work

kangkang - sex
katagalugan - matagal
katol - mukhang katulong
kat-kat - sosyal na tawag sa katulong
katol, chimay - katulong
katuray - baklang mukhang katulong na mataray

kyota - bata
kyotatalet - sanggol
kirara   - pangit / maitim
klapeypey-klapeypey - pumalakpak
krang-krang - hungry
krung-krung - sira ulo, baliw

lapel -  malakas ang boses

lafang - kain
likil, mentos, future - lalaki, masalapi
lulu, tungril, tetetet - lesbian
mahogany, mashumers, ugmas - mabaho
majubis, majuba - mataba / gusgusin
matod - magnanakaw
merlat, melat, bilat, mujer - babae
nakakalurky - nakaka-shock, nakaka-takot
na sudems - never

neuro - napaisip bigla, mind-boggler

nota, notes - penis
oblation - walang saplot

okray - paninirang puri

oishi - shabu

otoko   - lalakeng lalaki
pamin, paminta, pamentos, pamenthol - discreet gay guy
pinkalou - pink
pranella - praning
performance artist - mahilig mag-inarte
red alert - menstruation
rice queen - chink folks who go for white guys

quality control - maganda ang quality
sangkatuts - marami, isang katutak
shala - sosyal
shogal  - matagal
shokot, bokot - takot
shonga, shongaers, planggana - tanga
shonga-shonga - tanga-tanga
shonget, makyonget - ugly
shontis - buntis

shonti  - auntie, tita
shulupi - pulubi
suba, bugarou - cigarette

success story   - babae/lalaki na mukhang katulong na may lover na foreigner

tamalis - tamad
tayelz - tayo

urky - nakakaloka
variables -barya, coins

wigwam - wig

wiz, waz - wala wrangler, thunder(s), tanders, majonders, mashonda - matanda

Proper Nouns:


Anaconda - ahas, traydor
Aglipay - ugly Pinay ( jowang pokpok na chaka ng mayaman na foreigner )

Anita Linda, Aida - A.I.D.S.

Ate Vangie - gamot pampatulog (Ativan Gang)

Ate Vi - atrebida

Backstreet Boys - cute boys at the back
Barbra Streisand / Barbara Perez - bara / binara

Bebang, Mayta  - maid

Blusang Itim  - mga bakla na gumanda nang maayusan sa parlor

Carry / Keri / Cash & Carry – sige, ok

Cathy Santillan, Kate Gomez, Cathy Mora, Cathy Dennis - makati, malibog

Chabelita - chubby

Chanda Romero – malaki ang tiyan

Char / Charot / Charing / Charbroiled - not ok

Chiquito - maliit

Chova / Chovaline Kyle - chika lang

Chiminey Cricket - chimay

Churchill - sosyal

Cookie Chua / Cookie Monster - magluto

Crayola Khomeni - iyak

Cynthia Luster  - hindi kilalang babae o lalake

Dakota Harrison Plaza - malaki birdie

Debbie Gibson - give

Duty Free - maliit ang nota

Ella Mae (Saison), Ella Fitzgerald, Ella Luansing - state of feeling horny

Enter the Dragon / Entourag - pasok, pumasok

Eva Kalaw - evak

Freestyle - slow makagets

Girlie Rodis - babae

Givenchy - give, pahingi

Givency / Janno Gibbs / Debbie Gibson - bigay

Indiana Jones - hindi sumipot

Janjalani, Pocahontas  - bakla na palaging late o indyanera

Jennilyn Mercado - cheap, chaka

Joana Paras - asawa

Julanis Morisette, Reyna Elena - umuulan

Julie Andrews / Jolina Magdangal - mahuli, nahuli

kape / Capuccino / Coffeemate  - magising ka sa katotohanan

Kelvinator, Kelvina  - babaeng mataba, sinlaki ng refrigerator

Kuya Germs - madumi

Leticia Ramos Shahani - shabu

Liberty / Statue of Liberty - libre

Lilet - bading na bagets

Lucita Soriano - loss na, sorry pa

Lucky Home Partner   - live-in partner
Lucrecia Kasilag - baliw

Lupita Kashiwahara - malupit

Luz Clarita, Luz Clarita, Luz Valdez - talo, loss ang beauty, mahirap

Mahalia Jackson - mahal
Manilyn Reynes - malibog

Miss Nigeria - negra

Maharlika, Mahalia Jackson – mahal

Murriah Carey, Morayta - mura

Nora Daza - magluto

Oprah Winfrey, O.P.M. - oh, promise me, pangako, utang

Pagoda Cold Wave Lotion - pagod

Purita Kalaw Ledesma, Purita Kashiwara, Pureta Malaviga - poor, dukha, walang pera

Regal Drama Hour / Maalala Mo Kaya - malungkot na

Rica Paralejo, Nina Ricci - mayaman

Rita Gomez - naiirita

Ruffa - laklak

Siete Pecados - tsismosa

That’s Entertainment / Anda / Andalucia / Anju / Anjo Yllaña - datung

Thundercats / Chandeliers / Masyonda / Wrangler - matanda

Tom Jones, Tommy Lee Jones - gutom

Washington D.C., Wishing, Wish - wala

Winnie Santos - manalo

X-Men - mga dating lalaki

Yayo Aguila  - dyahe

Zsa Zsa Padilla - o siya, sige!

                                                  48 Years / 50 Golden Years / 10,000 - matagal 

Call center agent ka pag....

I was once a call center agent. My first job in the call center industry was in Eastwood, Libis. 


I was part of the sales team selling products for the septic tank. It's quite hilarious actually to be called a "septic system specialist". 


But boy, was in hard selling! The quota was just one sale per day.  


Then I had another job in Libis also. Then had another job in Ortigas, and then in Makati, then Cubao.


But one of the jobs that I had that I really enjoyed the most was being an IP Relay Operator.


A relay operator is someone who relays the conversation to the deaf and hard of hearing people. You serve as a human telephone wire to them. It's really fascinating. Though you need to have the abilities to do the job efficiently.


I never stopped call-center hopping then. Until I finally found a job now in Taguig as an editor, which is finally a day job, an office job I really wanted. 


I found these on the internet and just wanted to share this. 
Signs that you are a call center agent, and most of them are true!


Call center agent ka pag...


1. dahil halos di na kayo nagkikita ng nanay at tatay mo, an tawag na nila sayo ay "boarder" at sinisingil ka na nila sa upa mo.

2. pag sa sagot ka ng telepono, lagi na lang may opening spiel... example: *toot* .... thank you for calling (the company) this is (your name) how may i help you?

3. eksperto ka na sa power nap, yung mga 15min break nyo, itinutulog mo na lang para fresh pagka kolls uli, mya na yung 1 hour nap.

4. di mo na alam bumiyahe pag may araw, nalilito ka bakit andaming tao, at bakit di na dumadaan ang dyip dun sa mga kalsada na 1 way.

5. marami ka nang naiipong jacket... nakakahiya naman kung pare-pareho jacket mo araw-araw at super ginaw naman pag wala.

6. sanay kang maglaka-lakad ng nakamedyas.

7. an tawag mo sa mga friends mo...dude, bro, coach,tl, sup.

8. di na dugo ang dumadaloy sayo... kape.

9. pinepeke mo na wag maging slang pag nagbabayad ka sa tindahan o kaya sa jeep para wag akalain na pasosyal ka... masama pa, mas panget pakinggan.

10. tadaaaaa! nag sasalita ka sa pagtulog mo, pati kols mo napapanaginipan mo.

11. pumuputi ka na dahil di ka na naaarawan.

12. sanay ka nang matulog kahit maingay sa loob at labas ng bahay nyo.

13. kinalimutan ka na ng mga kaibigan mo dahil existing ka lang pag tulog na sila.

14. sanay ka na sa mga prank callers at mga death treats na nakasulat lang... sa dami ba naman ng ma-encounter mong ganito gabi-gabi sa trabaho eh.

15. di ka na sanay sa traffic. papasok at pauwi sa trabaho walang traffic.

16. di na tama ang oras ng pagkain mo. breeakfast mo ay hapunan na. lunch mo sa madaling araw. dinner moi pag uwi mo sa umaga.

17. lahat ng kasabay mo sa jeep pag papasok ka, pagod na. ikaw lang ang bagong ligo at bagong gel.

18. maski sa bahay, mabilis kang kumain.

19. nde ka na kilala ng aso nyo

20. ayaw mo na mag-jeep. kailangan taxi or kaya aircon na bus.

21. wala ka nang alam na balita.

22. nahihiya kang magpunta sa mga reunion lalo na't alam mong successful lahat ng ka-batch mo.

23. sasabihin mo field ng trabaho mo IT, di call center.

24. nasusuka ka na pag nakita mo ang pc sa bahay nyo..

25. sasabihin mong tech support engineer ka, pero rep ka lang..

26. pag payday... olats lahat sweldo ng mga kaklase mong board passer. (8k per month lang sila) isang kinsenas mo na yun..

27. pag day off mo n lang ikaw nkakapaanood ng Eat Bulaga

28. Nde mo na kilala ang mga bagong artista.

29. nde mo n alam itsura ng mall...

30. di ka na maebs sa bhay, sanay ka na sa cr ng 5th floor or ibang floor.

31. madalas kulang gamit mo sa bahay dahil nasa locker

32. ayaw mo nang pumasok sa internet cafe!

33. alam mo kung sino si Avaya

34. sanay ka nang pumasok ng bagong gising... kakabangon lang galing sleeping area.

35. maglo-lock ka ng pc kahit sa bahay na. pag pndot mo ng CTRL + ALT+ DEL iba ang lalabas.

36. sanay ka ng kumain sa harap ng pc mo kahit nsa bahay.

37. papasok ka sa ofc na nka-jeans, tshirt and cap astig!)

38. mas malaki sweldo mo sa mga ka-batch mo, nagkakanda-kuba na sila sa trabaho nila

39. puro ka-age mo mga ka-opisina mo, walang old maids and DOMs!!

40. mabilis k ng mag pabili ng corn bits at chicharon sa ermats mo...

41. nakapanood ka na ng rally sa Ayala

42. pag nakakarinig ka ng Kaching!!! akala mo may mail ka na dumating. hehe

43. nakita mo na lahat ng klase ng vendo machine

44. dito sa opisina mo nararanasan na napakabagal ng oras!

45. lahat na ng rason para umabsent nagawa mo na

46. sanay k na makarinig ng napakalakas n pag singa ng sipon.

47. marami ka ng naipon na microwavable container

48. marami kang ketchup packs galing mcdo at julibee

49. pag nagkukwento ka sa mga barkada jargon lahat. di nila maintindihan ang ibig sabihin ng ticket..

50. hindi ka na sanay umakyat ng hagdan

51. pag gumagamit k ng cr,, d ka na nagpa-flush.. kc akala mo kusa n lulubog ebs mo.

52. sawa ka na internet kasi sa trabaho panay ang browsing..

53. during office hours, hindi ka lalabas ng building ng walang dalang relo. baka ma-OB.

54. akala mo mo may sarili kang locker sa bahay nyo.

55. marunong ka na makipagsagutan at makipagbarahan ng english

56. sanay ka ng magyosi o umidlip pag alas dos at alas kwuatro ng umaga

57. dito ka na makakakita ng gf, bf, or asawa. wala ka ng time maghanap sa labas.

58. pag may problema ka sa pc mo, una mong ginagawa ay clear cache at cookies.

59. nanghihingi ka pa ng baon sa nanay mo kahit mas malaki sweldo mo sa kanya..

60. nang ho-hoard ka na din ng tissue sa bahay

61. kala mo libre ang kape sa select...

62. libre parking mo sa building, klasmeyts mo nagbabayad araw-araw ng parking.

63. pag nag cr ka...sanay ka na sa gripo na automatic at toilet bowl...

64. nakaipon ka na ng mouse ball sa bahay

65. nagulat ka ng masabi mo ang opening spiel mo habang nagbabayad sa jeep

66. naka id ka pa kahit nasa jeep

67. kaya mong tiisin na nde palitan ang damit mo ng 16 hours

68. pagtinanong ng mga ka tropa mo kung ano ang sinusupport mo... sabihin mo msn.com (hahahaha!) kasi pag sinabi mong passport, hindi nila alam yun.

69. mas sanay ka na mag Ctrl+C & Ctrl+V at nahihiya ka na ngayon mo lang nalaman yun.

70. madalas mo harangin ang mga calls

71. Nasanay ka nang may katabing TL na hindi umuuwi. pagpasok mo nandun na. pag-uwi mo nandun pa rin.

72. kahit may malaki kayong speaker sa bahay gusto mo pa din naka-earphones!

73. gusto mo nang lumipat sa makati

74. nung pinasok ng akyat bahay ang bahay nyo, magsisigaw ka ng HACKER!!! HACKER!!!

75. minumura mo pag nakatalikod kahit sinong amerikano na makita mo. yan ung kausap ko kanina!!!

76. pag tinatamad ka tumanggap ng tawag, matapang ka na at alam mo na ang gagawin: RELEASE!

77. puro kalyo na ang wrist at daliri mo

78. sanay ka nang makipag-usap sa telepono sa bahay kahit malakas ang TV. sa office parang limang na TV ang nakatapat sayo habang may kausap.

79. pumasok ka na ng puyat, lasing at gutom

80. may picture ka ng nakasuot ng headset

81. sanay ka nang matulog ng dilat ang mata. ndi pwede pahuli.

82. lahat ng style ng pagtulog maiisip mo.

83. lahat ng kaibigan mo may christmas vacation ikaw wala

84. mas gusto mo na mag warm transfer sa ibang department para makatulog ka habang naka-mute at nakikinig sa usapan nila

85. yung ex mo may kasama ng iba

86. lahat ng holiday pumapasok ka kasi double pay malaki ang bayad.

87. d2 ka n sa opisina nakabili lahat ng gamit mo: kwintas, sabon, shampoo, tocino, longganisa, hikaw, magazine, aso, libro, tshirt, prepaid card, eload, dvd, vcd, yema, corn bits...

88. d2 ka na nasanay kumain ng pagkain na luto sa microwave

89. palaging matabang ang kape sa office

90. imposibleng hindi ka pa nakatanggap ka na ng memo

91. gusto mo na den bumili ng water dispenser kasi pitsel lang ang nasa bahay nyo.

92. nakakausap ka na ng pilipino sa ibang bansa

93. dami mo na naiipon na stirrer (red) galing starbucks kakabili ng kape.

94. nasanay ka nang mgpadeliver ng pagkain.

95. nakakita ka ng artista na nagbebenta ng pgkain sa pantry.

96. dito ka lang makakakita ng pinagsama-samang tinda na: medyas, vitamins, christmas lights, cologne. yosi, siomai at lahat ng klase ng pagkain, relos, kalendaryo, stuff toys, make up, kikay kit,deodorant, kwintas, sasakyan, camera, video, audio, foot spa , milk spa, bags wallet, sinturon, mamon, hamon...

97. d2 ka na expose sa tapa king, zuppa, yellow cab, jugnos, bermuda hotel's pancit canton, wendy's. north park, starbucks

98. di mo maenjoy christmas party kasi kaylangan mo bumalik sa office dahil may pasok ka pa ng C shift.

99. ice tea ka lang, mga kasama mo.. beer!

100. may bago kang damit kada sweldo dahil takot ka makarinig na naman na paulit-ulit ang suot m